girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
