Are we in a gay sports bar?
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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