i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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