I'm eating all of the evidence.
i just had sex bonerless
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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