you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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