i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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