am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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