Three words: puerto rican gang bang
im having a threesome with these popsicles
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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