i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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