I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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