I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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