STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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