I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Its about making memories worth repressing
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
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