I think I can smell my own vagina right now
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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