Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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