But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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