You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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