And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
how drunk are you?
Several
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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