So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Send help, water and tortillas.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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