I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
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