I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
