and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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