I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
