She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
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