what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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