his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I just want to make out with him forever
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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