So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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