Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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