It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
This girl is more easily done than said...
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
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