I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
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