Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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