You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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