is your mom at the bar?
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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