Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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