the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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