therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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