I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
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