In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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