Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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