i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
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