I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
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