Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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