Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
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