Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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