Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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