Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
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Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
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