Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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