Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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