It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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