Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
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