i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Enjoy the penises
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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