This girl is more easily done than said...
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
i drank out of a bidet.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
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